Now that's a way to start a post! This friends is my lower lip. I had a cyst removed two days ago.....however it has a paddling link. I had this done in the next town over, dropped by my pharmacy in my home town to pick up some pain killers everything was good to go. The pharmacist looked at me weird but heck I got stitches in my lip right? Stopped to talk to a friend and he keeps glancing at it. No big deal, sick curiosity right? By this point it's starting to hurt a pile so I bid me buddy farewell and head out to the car.Look into the mirror to check out the damage and there is a huge hole in my lip! The stitches were gone! Of course much like having to touch and see the cyst at the Dr's office I had to have a look around in the mirror to see what the inside looked like. Calmy I drove home to get my bankcard. I was greeted by a smiling wife...who quickly turned white and couldn't look at me. A 20 dollar bill was handed to me like I was a leper... and a quick phone call to the Dr I was on my way back in.
While many people would get excited I really don't get like that ever. I get to the emergency room and tell them I'm there to meet my Dr. They get me sat in a room and the waiting game of Canadian ER's begins. To pass my time I walk around and joke with the nurses..." Do you think I can pull this look off? Giving my best model face" One older nurse rolls her eyes at me when she catches me using the hole as a miniature mouth making it talk with my two fingers in the mirror....the younger nurse is laughing.
The Dr finally arrives and is very apologetic. I calm his worries and joke I could have used some epoxy but it's expensive. We find we got quite a bit in common paddling. He just got back from Baja kayaking and just built a canoe. The conversation is pleasant and he stitches me up. I couldn't help say he should get into fly tying as he closed up my wound...He agreed.
Needless to say my lip has been bugging me and the cold Arctic air pushing down makes it very sensitive. So basically I've slipped into winter mode....for this week only!
I pulled out my spare kayaks and started to organise my basement for the "garbage kayak" and "garbage paddles" construction. Of course the snow began as soon as I pulled them out. My son is having an excited day due to the fact that he will be campaigning tomorrow for "the end to healthy snacks" going door to door to get support dressed as a dinosaur. As well my son absolutely loves working in the basement on our paddles.
After digging through the too many toys he has; he had found his tool's he required and joined me in the basement. A scrap of WRC was sanded and toy hammered to death, a change from last year words like "lamination" is slipping from his mouth, and I had to put the gorilla glue out of reach and explain the rules of the basement again. He sat on that milk crate for a hour asking questions and sanding. I've never seen him sit still for more than a minute.
The wood that was turfed really didn't have many nails or anything to remove. I could help but laugh at the though that a few nails and a screw would make this wood junk. It speaks quite a bit about our society in general. To think that Beothuks were being shot for burning boats just to get those metal nails in Newfoundland a couple hundred years ago....it's crazy to even compare.
I decided tonight I would get started on a full size paddle. This 2x4 has really great grain compared to the newer SPF I have bought. With only a few knot's it was real easy to cut a center piece for the paddle out of it.
The old scaffold board I cut into 34 inch strips to use for the lamination. My new circular saw made awesome strait cuts that I can never do with the band saw.
Already I'm loving the colour difference in the woods. I think I may try to find some hardwood to laminate for edges just to make this paddle a great looking piece of garbage. My father in law bought me my circular saw a few weeks back and I had forgot to charge up the spare battery, which halted process tonight.
My oldest enjoys sweeping up the sawdust.....which works out great! I think this winter we got some great father and son time planned!
Another part of my winter routine of course is day dreaming and reading of others adventures. I was looking at a post on myccr.ca that was asking about how many people had paddled across Canada. Which got me thinking as aside from Joe O'Blenis I had never heard of anyone else. Armed with a thought and a library card I came home with 8 books on various paddling related things. Coke stop in Emo by Alec Ross seemed like a great one to start with.
My wife actually read this one last week as well and we both came to the same conclusion. This guy is way too negative. Every town he criticises everyone in his book, writes personal conversations that you just shouldn't document and PRINT. Overall I was left struggling to get through this book, hoping for an Epiphany of sorts or a change of attitude. In discussing this one with my wife we came to the conclusion that where this book differs is this is written by a writer who went paddling for a story; whereas other books we have ready were of paddlers who wrote their story. While his accomplishment is nothing short of amazing I wouldn't recommend this book to anyone. Very negative and judgemental. I'm sure it would appeal to certain people; but me and my wife really didn't like this book.
The snow is still falling here and dusting my kayaks outside. I sat outside for a bit tonight just to battle the cabin fever of being stuck inside. As I was thumbing through the local paper outside I noticed the following.
• In keeping with efforts to promote good environmental stewardship, CFB Petawawa is offering used non-treated construction materials for free to the public. Items such as pallets, lumber and plywood are available in a designated fenced area within the bulk waste disposal site near the Ontario SPCA at
no cost. The site is open on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 8:00 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Awesome! More sources of free wood! I have already found enough wood to do my "garbage kayak" but I just can't think of a way to save some form of material from a landfill that would work. What materials would? I kept thinking of maybe old nylon jackets sewn together much like seal skins which would be a fun idea. I then of course could help thinking about a old kids in the hall skit. Check this one out, some great Canadian humour!
I know it isn't a trip report (believe me I'm going crazy stuck inside!!) but I hope you enjoyed the post! Some more wood cutting tonight and settling into bed with a good paddling book. next week I will get out of this HOUSE!!!


